A Golfer’s Guide to God

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Last Sunday the Old Lady read Psalm 32 out loud in front of her church, a Psalm which contains the Old Lady’s all-time favorite verse:

I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go,
I will guide you, with my eye upon you.

Decades ago, when the Old Lady was just a Young Grip for a local TV crew… what’s a Grip, you ask? That means you grip large heavy things and tote them around! Anyway, the crew went to interview PGA golfer Larry Nelson at his home.
While toting large heavy things into Nelson’s home for the interview, she noticed a pad of white golf-ball-shaped Post-It notes on his mahogany desk. On the top one was written: “Psalm 32:8.”
Now the Old Lady has always had a numerology compulsion, noticing numbers that seem significant; she had just turned 32 years old and the interview took place on the 8th day of that month. So when she got back home she looked up that verse.

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Around that time there were a lot of TV preachers saying a lot of things about a lot of stuff that people should buy into because, as they said, “… the Bible says!” It had already occurred to the Old Lady that the only way she could be absolutely sure what the Bible REALLY says is to read it for herself.
Psalm 32:8 provided the push. The Old Lady started to read.
She read that Bible, the Oxford Annotated version, cover to cover. It took more than a year. Then she went on to read the Bible again in the King James version, the Scofield Reference version, the Living Bible, the Good News Bible… over and over, in every version she could lay her hands on. This took decades, and continues to this day, one chapter every day. Every day she has found instruction, teaching, and guidance.
And it’s all because of professional golfer Larry Nelson.
Thanks, Larry.

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